Since ya’ll have been thoroughly unhelpful finding me a Monday topic that isn’t “anal” (don’t ask), I’m just going to talk about the previous night’s episode of ‘Game of Thrones’ until I get a better idea.
“Really, Dave? Why ‘Game of Thrones’?”
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Because ‘Game of Thrones’ is awesome. If you had told 13-year old Dave that there would be a wildly popular show about the dragons / knights / black magic that he was deemed a dork for reading about, and that the show would feature tons of bare breasts, 13-year old Dave would have built a time machine so he wouldn’t have to wait over a decade to see it. So basically, if I want to be successful before my 30’s, I have to build a time machine, go back in time, tell 13-year old Dave about ‘Game of Thrones’, and then tell him that he needs to build a time machine to go see it, as I’m sitting in a perfectly good time machine. Wow, I’m even a dick to my past-self.
A type of dick I will not be, however, is the guy who throws out spoilers without warning. In that spirit:
WARNING: The rest of this post contains spoilers that include information regarding up to and including Season 4, Episode 2 of ‘Game of Thrones’. You’ve been adequately warned.
This is a good week to start talking GoT, because there were only (yes, only) four real things going on. Let’s go from least to most interesting. Continue reading »